i'm sad

WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT, THE NERVE!!!!!!!
NOBODY GOT ME ANYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!
Now I'm all sad, i got everybody else a present, I ACTUALLY LET THEM PET ME!!! ME!!!!!!!
And they didn't get me anything! Woe is me, WOE IS ME!!!


P.S.
sorry I haven't posted in a while, i uh uh, forgot my password, ya, ya, thats it, i forgot my password, that's all. bye.
not anything, would you believe it..................

Yes!!! I Posted!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Finally Posted Again!!!!!!!! In this picture, I am out in our outdoor living room. I guess that this is my first non-weird post.
I`m sorry that I have not posted for a while, but I have been doing a lot of stuff.
Sleeping, eating, staring at people, and going for walks.

Almost Twins

It is so weird. When my brothers were younger, they looked a lot alike!!! I hope that never happens again, because I might not be able to tell them apart.
Sorry I haven't been blogging, I have been to busy, mostly waching the boy swim. Please DO NOT think that I have givin up on blogging.

Stupid post that i just decided to post for no reason!!!!!!!!!

I AM MORPHING, INTO A SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELP MEEEEE!!!!! One day i was outside when a mutated spider came down, it bit me on the paw. I suddenly felt tired so I layed down to rest. When I was sleeping, my DNA was part squirrel. I was climbing up trees, I was really really fast, and I had a sudden craving for nuts. I knew that I had to use my powers for good, so I went around my block and caught all of the bad cats and dogs. I saved so many lives. I was doing great until Mutt Man came along. He was the hardest bad dog I ever fought. He rode around on that glider thing and was throwin that weird hairball, he's wearing that dumb power rangers suit, but he's scarier without it on.
It was are final battel, and he was beeting me. The worst part was that he knew me. He said that once he killed me he would kill all of my friends. That was his mistake. Then I got mad. I got up and fought with all of my strength, I started to beet him!!! But right when I was about to kill him, because that was the only way to stop him, he showed me his real face and it was my uncle. He said not to kill him, that it was a poison that got in to him that made him do it. But as he said it he pressed a thing on his suit and called his glider. But luckely I had squirrel sense, and I knew that it was comeing, so I jumped and it hit him instead, and it killed him. After that things got back to the way things were and I never had to fight again, exept when I find some bad dogs.

Space, The Final Frontier

IT WAS AMAZING. I was waching STAR WARS with the boy when something amazing happaned. I got pulled into space, and the boy wasn't with me. Suddenly I was fighting Darth Vader, exept he was A DOG. I was fighting him and I was about to kill him when suddenly he said " Maggie I am your father " at first I didn't believe him but then he took off his muzzle and it was my father, exept paller. I was so exited about that, but then I started to get sucked back into my own house, i tryed to stay, but I was to weak, so I never saw my father again.
Sorry I haven't posted in a while, but I have been trying to get a good tan ;-)

Swimming, Lifes ( now ) Joy

One day, when I was at the same cabin when the world tiped, I thought that i might just try what the humans do, GO SWIMMING!!!( I kow, it sounds weird ) so I started to go in the water, when I relized that I didn' know if I could swim or not! So I howled until my mom came, and when I asked her if I could, she acted like she couldn't understand me. She tilted her head and just said "Go in.". So I went in and relized that I could :-) But the weird part is that I actualy LIKED it. It turns out that I like swimming, as long as I'm not being washed (but that is not so bad ether) ;-)S

Humans Are SOOOOOOOOOO Disgusting

Those weird humans!!! They are so disgusting. They go swimming in the lake, with fish!!! They even wash in their.Only my brother dosn't wash in the lake. I hang my head in disgust. :-(

It's The End Of The World, And I'm About To Go Swimming

Once I was at a cabin and I was about to go swimming when suddenly the world tiped.I WAS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE WORLD.
I am new to blogging so please visit my blog often, but don't plan on play dates because I am protective to the humans (a.k.a. aggresive) because they can't fight for them selves, so i'll beat you up. No offense, but my family comes first.